1. (via troylered)

    7 hours ago  /  458 notes  /  Source: troylered

  2. conchitawurst:

    neptunain:

    we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

    Let her continue

    (via katara)

    7 hours ago  /  90,200 notes  /  Source: neptunain

  3. gaymommy:

    aubreygraharn:

    mrscreamguy:

    So, you know how some Nicki Minaj fans don’t know why we hate her?

    image

    Also, she said misandry isn’t real

    So, basically, fuck her.

    ThIS THE FUNNEIST POST I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

    image

    (via tsarbucks)

    7 hours ago  /  37,532 notes  /  Source: mrscreamguy

  4. bagmilk:

    swellower:

    communistbakery:

    swellower:

    who is the most honest rapper

    trusta rhymes

    tru chainz

    Abraham Lincoln

    (via scottthepilgrim)

    7 hours ago  /  1,996 notes  /  Source: swellower

  5. assiest:

    your tattoo says ‘only god can judge me’ yet here i am

    (via wifipasswords)

    7 hours ago  /  236,264 notes

  6. drarna:

    how to protect yourself from someone trying to rob you

    • look them in the eyes and tell them you know their father was never there for them
    • share an emotional hug
    • during the emotional hug reach into their back pocket and take their wallet haha trolled

    (via eat-pray-squart)

    8 hours ago  /  71,666 notes  /  Source: neptunain

  7. caelhammer:

    what if i was cool

    oh wait

    i am

    image

    (via tsarbucks)

    8 hours ago  /  198,235 notes  /  Source: augutsy

  8. lameprlncess:

accurate description of my social life

    lameprlncess:

    accurate description of my social life

    (via hashtagugly)

    17 hours ago  /  11,269 notes  /  Source: lameprlncess

  9. astonishingly:

    romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real

    (via hashtagugly)

    17 hours ago  /  84,748 notes  /  Source: astonishingly

  10. Tumblr app: I'm done loading

    Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs

    Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter

    17 hours ago  /  398,401 notes  /  Source: ahandsomestark

  11. flamingno:

    deepthroatodile:

    deepthroatodile:

    my dads coming up today and i was gonna come out but idk if i can rn ugh

    i did it over cicis pizza

    sounds like a cheesy way to come out tbh

    (via rte2)

    17 hours ago  /  139 notes  /  Source: deepthroatodile

  12. howtobeaheartbreaker:

tweets to american airlines are so beautiful

    howtobeaheartbreaker:

    tweets to american airlines are so beautiful

    (via itscalledfashionlookitup)

    17 hours ago  /  45,037 notes  /  Source: howtobeaheartbreaker

  13. Anonymous asked: Have you ever eaten a girl out

    officialwhitegirls:

    girls are friends not food

    1 day ago  /  22,179 notes  /  Source: officialwhitegirls

  14. oqk:

    put 100 kids in a room…. kill 10… only 90 kids will remember this

    (via jesuser)

    1 day ago  /  127,276 notes