Luigisauros

hey this is the blog of a hilarious perfectionist! Please feel free to ask me ridiculous questions.

axelvalentine:

"What’s anal like?

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bombing:

i don’t understand why you’re so upset. sure she broke up with you but she’s going to die someday. you’re going to die someday. you could even be murdered, and since most murder victims are attacked by people they know it could be me. i could murder you. i could kill you dude. right here. right now. i could squeeze the life out of you with my bare hands and you’re worried about a fucking breakup

w4t3vr:

sexclaimes:

thatdoesntcomeoffyouknow:

sexclaimes:

First tattoo and couldn’t be happier.

On your hand. Wow ok. You’re so edgy and cool.

.. Not

You’re right. I did not this so I can be “edgy and cool”. I got this tattoo because I wanted to commemorate my best friend who died in a car accident 5 years ago. “Promise” was a word that we would say to one another. I chose my pinky because when we were younger we would always do the pinky promise thing.

So no, I don’t think I’m edgy or cool. What I think is that you should be respectful to other people before you fire off a dumb comment.

THIS POST IS EVERYTHING

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lesbianvenom:

college is a truly amazing place

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spookyloop:

joeshmo:

Shoutout to tombstone pizza for subtle product placement

That’s probably the best real-life brand name you can put in an Addams Family movie.

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morgrana:

*stranger mentions fandom in public*

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pyropotter:

You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell

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rcah:

where can i get this case?

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
If Toph said Lin and Suyin never picked up metalbending all that well, does that make 'UnsuccessfulMetalbenders" a canon url?
luigisauros luigisauros Said:

wingbeifong:

*pic of beyonce at the nets game where it’s looks like her life’s flashing before her eyes*

circletines:

XHAMSTER.COM IS NOT FULL OF EXTREME HAMSTERS

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